This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen at Sundance

nypost.com:

It’s almost amusing when actors Sarah Goldberg and Himesh Patel’s Delores and Declan are held at customs for allegedly smuggling the veg during their honeymoon.

Flabbergasted, they’re told by a Slavic agent (Steven Yeun) they must pay a $70,000 fine and decide which one of them will die.Instead of voluntary execution, the duo decides to break out of the holding room and make a run for it.

Delores stands up, and we observe she obviously has about 30 heads of cabbage stuffed in her pants. The film should’ve ended there.

But it gratingly forges on. The couple’s tedious slog through woods to cross the border is a faux-eccentric, self-indulgent, beige chore that’s met with silence.