There’s a campaign to make Piers Morgan our next Prime Minister and I don’t think it’s a bad idea. He says it like it is, which is just like me.
And he’s always mouthing, just like me. Maybe I could be his deputy? Imagine the two of us running the country. We’d have the jails full of Covid rule breakers, anyone without manners and people who makes a silly pouty face for posey pictures.
We wouldn’t stand for any nonsense. We’d get straight to the point without any dithering. He’d have my support for national holidays for big football matches.
And I hope I’d have his for my first policy of ensuring all women of a certain age have a plentiful supply of Tena Ladies. Even those of us lucky enough to have loving and warm families can’t help but
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