Frances Cuka). With his toothbrush moustache, hideous conversational gambits (“Guess how many heart attacks I’ve had!”), obsession with cleanliness (“I’m very hygienical,” he says, wiping his dirty hands on the curtains) and propensity for violence, Mr Morris turns out to be the Goodman family’s worst nightmare. In a particularly toe-curling scene Morris gets the Goodman sons Jonny and Adam to buy him condoms, but objects: “Not those, they’re too loose.