After five decades — no exaggeration — of being accused of crimes, Donald Trump was indicted for the first time on Thursday.
Despite most of his many legal problems seeming weightier, the charges in his first indictment don’t come from extorting a foreign leader or stealing nuclear secrets.
They come from hooking up with a porn star. Yes, the former POTUS is reportedly facing 34 counts of falsifying business records, presumably all as a result of the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels.
Because the payment was made in October 2016, a decade after the affair but a month before his first election, it’s also likely a campaign finance violation.
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