Martin Clunes says he’d ‘be in a tribunal’ if Men Behaving Badly was released now

Meghan Markle is said to have consistently "phoned up and abused a staffer every ten minutes" on a Friday night when she was an active member of the Royal Family. The anonymous staffer claimed that Meghan and Prince Harry called her "for days" after a Friday night when she was out for dinner.Numerous calls appeared to rattle the unknown staffer, who said that they "could not escape" the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

READ MORE: Homeowner wakes up to dogging couple blocking driveway - but can't confront them“I get obsessive over things like this and as I live alone I spend a lot of time looking out my window anyway.“I think they're dealing drugs and as I know they’ve seen me I’m worried they know I’m on to them.”The man revealed that due to his own unusual habits he is often awake at 5am and has seen a van idling by the house.He continued: “The van is always there, but recently whenever I go to the window it drives off.“They definitely think I’m a cop, but I’m not, I just want to look out my window.”And despite having no evidence whatsoever that his neighbours are indeed South London druglords, the man is convinced they are out to get him.He continued: “What if they put a hit on me? What if I know too much? I know I'm paranoid but they could be dealing anything in there and you know how violent London can be.“It’s got to the point now where I try and avoid going near the window in case they think I’m snooping which I'm not, I'm just a man trying to enjoy my window." If you suspect your neighbours could be involved in a drug ring, the Met Police advise you to report your findings here. READ NEXT

Lionel Messi netted his 88th Argentina goal with a sublime second-half chip against Honduras on Friday to delight his adoring supporters on social media. The Barcelona icon, who continues to impress during this second season in France with PSG, stole the show during the first fixture of the international break as Lionel Scaloni's side won 3-0 in a Miami friendly.With Inter Milan's Lautaro Martinez opening the scoring from inside the six-yard box after smart work from Papu Gomez, Messi doubled the lead before the break by dispatching a penalty won by Giovani Lo Celso. READ MORE: Lionel Messi free-kick just like 'real life FIFA' as fans spot familiar camera set-upWith Argentina cruising towards their ninth victory from their last 11 matches having been unbeaten in 34 games, Messi made sure by chipping Luis Lopez from 25 yards.Latching onto a Enzo Fernandez tackle to send the ball into the back of the net over the despairing keeper - Messi brought his Argentina tally to 88 goals from 163 fixtures.Despite his extended success at the highest level and countless displays of brilliance, Messi continues to astound his fans who paid tribute on social media. What is your favourite ever Lionel Messi goal? Tell us in the comments section below. One fan wrote: "Oh snap!!!! Messi is a cheat code." With a second adding: "It's easy for this man...

READ MORE: Woman 'nearly died' as horror lip filler session left her 'looking like Snoopy' But instead of getting the "perfect" face he was striving for, the Blackpool-based bloke has regrets.He believes the beauty industry should have tighter regulations to prevent people from making the same mistakes he has. Liam told the Mirror : "I got one thing done and realised I could get more done and the nurse just did it because I said I wanted it.

size of their penis, and a common fear is that their todger isn't large enough to satisfy a romantic partner.And while these concerns are perfectly normal, they can affect the self-esteem and personal relationships of many blokes.In fact, statistics from Google Trends show that in the last 12 months (2021-2022), searches for ‘penis enlargement’ have gone up by more than 100 percent, while searches for penis enlargement pills in the UK have gone up by 44 percent.Professor Kevan Wylie, a sexual medicine consultant, told the Sun: "Many men who worry about the size of their penis generally have overall body image issues."What happens is that they tend to focus their poor body image on their penis."Often, counselling can make a real difference to the patient by building self-esteem, correcting distorted views about body image and learning more about what makes people attractive."But according to the NHS there is a three-step plan that blokes can follow to make their manhood appear bigger.A lot of hair in the area can hide some of your penis from view and make it appear shorter or smaller.So, trimming or shaving your public hair will help uncover more of the penis and make a difference in how big you look.Want the Daily Star's sexiest stories news straight to your inbox? Sign up to our daily Hot Topics newsletter HEREIf you want your todger to look bigger, then consider losing weight around the pubic area.Extra weight can hide more of your penis, making it look smaller, so it might be time to hit the gym if you’re concerned about your penis size.Getting fit will help you look and feel better, whilst also improving your self-esteem.This can help you feel sexy and be more confident in the bedroom.And while these tips won’t

YouTube collectives in Britain.Josh Bradley, who also goes by the name Zerkaa, is a member of the group, along with KSI, Miniminter, Wroetoshaw, Behzinga, TBJZL and Vikkstar123.He recently turned 30 years old on September 4, which he celebrated on Instagram writing: “Thank you everyone for all the birthday messages and everyone who came out to celebrate with me! Bring on the 30s!”He is one one the most successful British YouTubers on the platform, having made content there over over a decade.The Sidemen are set to do a charity match at 3pm on September 24 at Valley Stadium in South London, with the potential of 27,000 people seeing the game.Tickets were available on their website, but sold out within 24 hours.Josh Zerkaa is a member of the British YouTube group, the Sidemen.Outside of YouTube, Josh’s main interest is football, with the social media star supporting Millwall FC his whole life.He has been uploading YouTube videos since 2008, initially gaining popularity for playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at the time.He also played FIFA, which is when his popularity on the platform started to skyrocket.Around this time, he started editing some videos for KSI, before officially joining the Sidemen in 2014 in the collective's early years.According to various sources, Josh has an unbelievable net worth of $4 million (£3.47 million) as of 2022.His net worth will be from a combination the various YouTube channels he is involved with, including his gaming channel, ZerkaaPlays, which has over 2.7 million subscribers.It will also come from the Sidemen’s branding, Sidemen Clothing, along with other brand deals he and the other members of the group make.Josh is dating Freya Nightingale, a fellow YouTuber and friend of the

YESTERDAY was the start of a new dawn for Robbie Williams – as he celebrated the release of his latest album marking 25 years as a solo artist. Preparing for his return to the spotlight has been no easy feat. But cometh the hour, cometh the man, and Robbie appears to be reborn — slimmer, fitter and more on song than he has ever been.

DOC Martin fans have been left devastated as the beginning of the end of the cosy drama began last night. The Martin Clunes drama, a fixture on ITV for 18 years, aired its last ever series opener.

Lorraine Kelly and her husband Steve Smith celebrate 30 years of marriage today and the Scots presenter shared a throwback wedding snap to mark the occasion.

This Morning presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were back in the hosting chair on Monday 5th September after taking summer leave.The dynamic duo, admitted that they had "really missed" each other despite catching up at Holly's house once during their time out.Having not seen one another for quite some time, they couldn't help but point out some notable differences when it came to their appearance on the returning show.READ MORE: Ruth Langsford red-faced as she's forced to perform racy dance on This MorningHolly, who has became famous for her platinum blonde bob-cut, switched things up in August and opted for hair extensions.Phil commented: "Long hair.""Yes, all that sun and a little bit of glue and a little bit of help from my hairdresser friend and it's like magic."Talk then turned to Phil, who appeared to be boasting a glazed and glassy looking eye, as if he'd been crying.Reassuring fans he was not in tears, he explained: "I've got a dilated pupil and am still taking drops for the next week."Holly quipped: "It does look a little bit freaky."Later on in the programme Phil explained that he'd undergone surgery after suffering from floaters in his eyes.The TV star had been struggling with the eye condition for some time, with his vision being seriously restricted by what appeared to be dark blobs that would take over what he could and couldn't see.Speaking honestly about the condition, Phil went on to explain that he'd been in tears when he could finally view things clearly.He told Holly: "After having them done [his eyes] in the summer I lay back and looked up at the clear blue sky and started to cry because it was so beautiful."This Morning airs weekdays on ITV from 10am.READ MORE:This Morning derailed as

Former Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand heaped praise on Antony, Christian Eriksen and Marcus Rashford after the victory over Arsenal.

Eamonn Holmes has caused a stir amongst his fans with his latest Instagram photo!MORE: Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes' £3.25m home their son Jack left – inside photosThe 62-year-old GB News star shared a candid snapshot from inside his car as he made his way to Old Trafford to watch his beloved Manchester United. WATCH: Eamonn Holmes is almost unrecognisable with dark hairEamonn posted a selfie from the front seat, along with the caption: "My Slightly concerned face ....

Rylan Clark has opened up to fans on his concerns about his new project being a failure. The BBC Radio 2 presenter plans to release his first book in two weeks time, an autobiography called Ten.

Carol Vorderman has ramped up her sizzling Instagram displays as she donned nothing but a towel for her latest set of snaps. The former Countdown star caught her followers' attention last month as she showed off the results of being on a juice retreat.

WHEN the S Club Juniors were assembled on reality TV two decades ago, they were all in their early teens. But now the group, the miniature version of S Club 7 who found a huge fanbase all of their own, are in their 30s. So what happened to the group's many stars - and what are they doing now? While some found their way into yet more pop stardom and TV careers - hello, Rochelle Humes and Frankie Bridge - others aren't quite so famous.

Rylan Clark has surprised fans by posting a link to his "OnlyFans" as he tried to drum up support for his new book. The Big Brother star is about to release his new autobiography – Ten – but reckons the other releases coming out on the same day will stop him from reaching the top of the book charts.

MARTIN Clunes has ripped into Doc Martin fans - warning them to "mind their own business" regarding the show coming to an end. The 60-year-old actor has already filmed his final scenes as the titular GP, a role he has played for 18 years.

LIZZIE Cundy revealed she "feels like a new woman" after having a vagina tightening procedure. The former Wag, 53, had the laser treatment at a top London clinic and said she's now having the best sex of her life.

Kate Hudson has some solid, funny ideas for possible alternate names for a dirty martini. The Oscar-nominated actress took to TikTok on Monday to share a hilarious and surprisingly risqué mini-sketch in which she pretends to be ordering a drink at a bar.«Can I have a dirty martini?» She asks the imaginary bartender, before getting progressively NSFW with her order. Can I have a filthy, dirty little martini?"«Can I have a little, like, s*** muffin dirty, sleazy martini?» she continues with a wry smile.