Man rages after seeing 'weird' gravy – and begs foodies to make one Christmas change

manchestereveningnews.co.uk:

A bloke has been left utterly gobsmacked after stumbling upon a grim festive food trend online, begging people to keep their mitts off his Christmas dinner.

Many hold a traditional Christmas meal sacred. Think succulent turkey, perfect roasties, tender carrots, flavourful stuffing, and, for many, the piece de resistance: rich gravy.

Families might tinker with the spread in their own ways, which is generally fine, but what's thrown @garron_music into a spin is the latest fad taking over social media: glittery gravy. "Glitter gravy?

Would you ever f**k off," he raged, with a clear message for all: "Leave my dinner alone," as a background video showed an individual spiralling by adding sparkly edible glitter to an otherwise lovely-looking brown gravy. READ MORE: 'I'm a former make-up artist – these easy hacks take years off your face' Clearly appalled, Garron slammed the flashy gravy as "absolutely horrific," venting: "I know you've put this on the internet just to p**s me off.