Madonna NFT porn is latest filthy attention grab

nypost.com:

she has released three NFTs (short for nonfungible token, it is a dumb internet trend that I refuse to accept or understand) of a 3D-animated version of herself completely nude, spread-eagle and giving birth to centipedes and full-size trees.And it’s not even Arbor Day.Like a porn scene from “Westworld,” a fembot Madonna sits on a metal operating table in a sterile lab while Central Park exits, in clown-car fashion, from between her legs.

The song “Justify My Love” plays in the background. Huh. The viewer, nauseated and annoyed, begins to reassess Madge’s performance in “Evita.” It was actually pretty good.After I watched the predictably deranged video clips, created in collaboration with somebody who chooses to be called Beeple, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.

I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through — Ew! Ew!Prepare yourself. As if we are living in a futuristic dystopian hellscape in which earth is ruled by hippie sex robots, Madonna’s privates have been recreated via computer scans.

They make a lot more than a cameo appearance.You don’t have to be a snooty art critic to figure out the nasty NFTs. This ain’t the sort of nuanced, mysterious, layered artwork that you stare at and try to guess its meaning.