Morbius,” here comes more BS.Sony’s latest superhero mush is “Madame Web,” another of the studio’s dreary “in association with Marvel” movies that make viewers go, “On second thought, ‘Ant-Man’ wasn’t so bad.” The C-list character they’ve sunk their fangs into this time is Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson), a 30-year-old New York Debbie Downer who discovers she can glimpse into the future.Running time: 117 minutes.
Rated PG-13 (violence/action and language). In theaters Feb. 14.Looking into my crystal ball, I can see … no sequel to this wreck.
Ever.How did Cassie acquire her snoozy clairvoyant powers? In 1973, her pregnant scientist mom, Constance, discovered a magical spider in the Peruvian rainforest that gives indigenous tribes superhuman abilities.Those mythical South American natives climb trees super fast wearing vine-covered Spandex like wannabe Cirque du Soleil acrobats.Deep in the woods, Dr.
Constance rattles off jargon like “peptides” a lot and announces that “these little spiders have the power to cure hundreds of diseases!” And they can make bad guys rich.
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