podcast “Bad Dates”Tuesday on the “TODAY” show.“How do I tell this again legally?” Jamil joked. “I had a man take several steps into my apartment on what was supposed to be my first-ever booty call.
He collapsed three steps in.”“He broke all of his front teeth. They flew across my apartment,” she claimed, to the anchors’ shock. “He split his chin open and collapsed, and it was because he had misused a drug that excites a man’s sausage,” Jamil continued.
America’s weatherman, Al Roker, was left speechless, staring into the camera as Craig Melvin, Sheinelle Jones and Dylan Dreyer burst into laughter. “I have heard some bad date stories, that’s the worst,” Melvin declared.
Jamil also made the co-hosts of “The View” blush Wednesday while discussing her dating life. “I am what you would call a serial erection killer,” she kidded to the astonished hosts. “I would have my own Netflix documentary series about all the erections I’ve murdered.”“Is it the accent that makes them just flop?” co-host Joy Behar asked, to which Jamil responded, “No, sister, I think it’s generally the personality.”Co-host Sara Haines tried telling “The Good Place” star that she is “self-deprecating” and “such a catch” — to which Jamil suggested Haines see for herself. “I don’t know, let’s date — you’ll see,” Jamil said. “I’m asking you out, officially, on television.”“I wait three months before I kiss or have sex with someone, so it’s like ‘The Hunger Games’ trying to get into my pants.
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