READ MORE: Ex-tennis star Dylan Alcott uses discreet sex toy on girlfriend in restaurantAll of my mates are enjoying very different experiences to me.
The single ones are on dating apps, they’re meeting new partners and playing the field.In contrast the married ones are swinging, swapping and going to professionally run adult parties.
Just the other day my oldest mate texted me to say that he and his partner were just back from a posh house event in London.Apparently, the tickets cost a fortune but it was worth it – the best thrill of his life.
They wore masks, played with strap-ons and a stranger walked all over his back in high heels.Me? I’m lucky if my timid girlfriend takes off her socks for vanilla sex in the dark.I work with a hip, edgy crowd and have to keep lying about what she and I get up to in order to fit in and stay relevant.
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