Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield in tears over claims Loch Ness monster is a whale's penis

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tears over claims the Loch Ness monster is actually a whale's penis. The telly pair couldn't believe that the picture of Nessie’s long neck might actually be the huge penis of a whale, according to recent research.

Speaking on This Morning Phil said: "A team of fact checkers have been looking at pictures of the Loch Ness Monster and are claiming that the sightings could in fact be a whale penis."He added: 'We were talking to our editor, who is Scottish, and saying, 'how does a whale get into Loch Ness in the first place?' and there is apparently river access.

But also did it go in there as a baby and grow up in there?"When told it was 1.8 metres long, Holly who thought it looked like a snorkel, also asked: "Do whales swim on their back?