help! i can’t unsee brat green
thefader.comLast week, I dreamed in brat green It involved some projectile vomiting, so I’d rather not share the nitty-gritty details. But I will say that I woke up feeling quite clammy and slightly concerned about whatever was happening inside my subconscious.
It was obvious an entire week of slime-colored memes and profile pictures had a significant impact on my already fragile psyche, to the point where I was experiencing a number of disturbing firsts.
It was the first time everything was monochrome, and the first time I had such a visceral reaction to something that didn’t involve Roger — my trusty sleep paralysis demon — or one of his shadow homies.
But what troubled me the most, however, was realizing that after a decade-plus of covering pop culture, this was the first time a viral trend had actually taken root in my brain.
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