Granny posts strict rules for her funeral: ‘Get drunk’ and ‘Bertha isn’t invited’

Manchester United welcome Brentford to Old Trafford on Monday night for their final home game of the season. The last time the two sides met in a league match at Old Trafford was in 1946, a game in which Joe Rowley scored a hat-trick as United won 4-1.

Tom Parker's widow Kelsey has opened up for the first time since his death. The 32-year-old has shared the 'beautiful' moment she held Tom's hand as he died said that he "wasn't in any pain".

Manchester City target Erling Haaland has sent a tribute to agent Mino Raiola after his death.

Here are your Manchester United headlines for Saturday, April 30.

After Selling Sunset’s Emma Hernan alleged that Christine Quinn attempted to bribe one of her clients to switch brokers, their coworker Mary Fitzgerald has weighed in on the potential ramifications.

Netflix.For Taylor Dunham, who had just worked a 16 hour shift all she wanted to do was go to sleep.But when she opened her bedroom door she was met with an unexpected guest - her boyfriend and another woman in bed.Instead of fighting her disloyal ex, Taylor was too tired to argue so simply got into bed with the pair to go to sleep.She has now gone viral after she revealed her unusual method of dealing with her cheating ex lover.In a TikTok clip that has racked up a million views, Taylor explained: “Me thinking about the time I came home from a 16 hour shift and my ex was in my bed with another girl and I jumped in bed with them and asked them to finish somewhere else because I was too tired to fight.”As many people were eager to know the bonking pair’s reaction, Taylor shared in the comments: “I asked him to take his bags. They left.

weddings to blast annoying guest habits that should be avoided at all costs.In a TikTok video, Morgan Casper @morgangcasper complains about annoying text messages the bride and groom receive shortly before the wedding.Morgan says the messages and questions are totally unnecessary and just make extra work for the busy couple.She fumes: "Do not text the bride and groom two weeks before their wedding saying, 'Can I help with anything?'"I can’t explain it but it kind of feels ridiculous."Like as if in the last two weeks of wedding planning they haven’t figured out what they need to do."And it’s just one more text they don’t need to respond to."Instead, offer your help three to six months ahead of time.

TikTok followers.But after going viral as she shared her uber toned body post birth, she has caused quite the controversy.Aga shared a clip that has now racked up 586,000 views, the new mum claimed she managed to fit back into her clothes that she wore before she was pregnant - and people are not happy about it.In the viral clip, the American beauty donned some blue high waisted gym leggings that cinched her already teeny waist, which she paired with a white crop top.Whilst Aga pushed her baby daughter along in the stroller on the sunny day, the mum wrote over the clip.“POV: You're two weeks postpartum, fit again in all your clothes, it's a beautiful sunny day, you're on your hot mom walk, your baby is full and happy, life is good,' she wrote.”Despite Aga being happy with her life and super fit physique, many people criticised Aga for upholding outdated beauty standards for new mums.The new parent was bashed for ‘normalising’ for gloating about ‘bouncing back’ to her figure so quickly - other women branded her ‘unrealistic’.One person slammed: “This type of post makes most new mums feel like they are failing, not everyone is so lucky.”Another user added: “This made me feel so bad about my postpartum body.”Whilst a third person voiced: “This is so unrealistic.”Someone else criticised: “Took me months to fit in my old clothes... 2 weeks isn't it.”And, a fifth user declared: “Happy for you but this is widely unrealistic and triggering for so many new mums.

according to Variety.The musical, titled “For you, Paige,” will be helmed by Daniel Mertzlufft — the creative force behind the viral “Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical,” which debuted on Jan. 1, 2021.“For you, Paige” was inspired by real-life content creators and features all original music written by Mertzlufft and several others, and orchestrations by Macy Schmidt.

O.J. Simpson was sleeping the night away over this past weekend when several people barged into the door of his bedroom after midnight to wake him from slumber and give him a little surprise.

Madonna has distracted her fans from her odd TikTok video by getting a matching tattoo with her son, David Banda.The Vogue songstress took to Instagram on Monday 4 April to debut her new ink, which is on the inside of her wrist. On her right wrist, the mum-of-six showed off two small tatts – one of an ‘X’ symbol, with another reading “maman” which, translated from French, reads as “mom”. Her son David, 16, also got some new ink, choosing a tattoo matching one his 63 year old mother had inked last month.The design is from the cover of Ten Luminous Emanations by Yehuda Ashlag, a Kabbalah book.

MADONNA proved well and truly down with her kids as she had a matching tattoo with her teen son. The Like A Virgin songstress, 63, took to her Instagram page to fully document the pair's experience at the tattoo parlour, which she dubbed a "family affair." Madonna, who recently left fans concerned with a bizarre TikTok video, beamed as she posed for a picture while the design was inked onto her right wrist.

Boots store. Sharing the situation on TikTok, she said: "Just been on a walk and I went via Boots because I needed to get some Night Nurse."Well, I got the Night Nurse and she said, 'How old are you please?' I went, 'I'm 42'."And she said, 'Oh please just take it as a compliment – I thought you were about 18 or under, I'm so sorry'."Clare told the shop assistant that she's "definitely quite a few years older than 18", but thanked her for the comment.

Kids as young as five are being left traumatised after watching videos of a killer teddy bear called 'Huggy Wuggy' - prompting warnings from police, schools and worried parents. Young children in playgrounds across the UK have been acting out the razor-toothed horror game character's actions after videos slipped through Youtube and TikTok filters. Year 1 pupils have been exposed to the terrifying clips which sees the creature singing about "hugging and killing" and asking viewers to "take their last breath".The worrying trend has been branded the online equivalent of the "Killer Clown" craze, which swept across Britain several years ago.

TikTok, has opened up about the naughty experience that gave her husband a baby with someone else.The couple are often about their lifestyle of polyamory to their 623,000 followers - and this time the wife really has not held back.Polyamory is the practice of being intimate and having a relationship with more than one partner at the same time.In a clip that has now racked up 4.7 million views, the husband embraced his wife as she wrote on the screen: “Gives my husband [two women, one man threesome] for our one year anniversary.“He gets her pregnant and we don’t have any [children]”She explained: “We’re poly. So it’s her man too.”Despite the woman being ok with their situation - many people fled to the comments to express their horror.One person commented: “That’s actually real sad.”Another user added: “She will give him his first child.

A singer calling herself Normandy received a Golden Ticket after her audition for the current season of “American Idol” — yet wasn’t invited to continue her journey at Hollywood Week.

Normandy, a contestant who received a golden ticket during the 2022 season of American Idol, says that she was uninvited from going to Hollywood Week.

cheating ex, most people move on and try to better their lives and find a more loyal partner.But for this one woman’s friend she decided to get payback in a very creative way - and has now been declared a “genius” for her actions.Angered by her ex-boyfriend sleeping with someone else, the woman searched round for some of his “prized possessions” to get rid of.Instead of bagging them up in a black sack and throwing them out of the window like people do in the movies, the scorned woman discovered something resting in his drawer which would give her the ultimate payback.The woman came across her cheating lover's birth certificate - and decided to rip it up.Her friend giggled at the moment in a TikTok clip that has now racked up 5.9million views.She explained: “Thinking about the time my friend ripped up her boyfriend's birth certificate during an argument and said 'shut up you don’t even exist'."Brutal!The friend wrote in the comments: “Okay so, he cheated on her, she went and found some of his prized possessions and in going through the drawers she found his birth certificate, confronted him, argued, and bam.”In shock over the incident, many people took to the comments to praise the woman for her interesting approach to getting back at her ex.One person commented: “I’m not saying her actions were right but I am saying that her actions are hilarious.”Another user added: “Iconic energy.”While a third person chuckled: “I am sitting on the floor and laughing hysterically.

OnlyFans after being furloughed at the beginning of the pandemic - and went on to earn up to £40,000 a month. Now, having quit uni, she dresses up as famous film characters to add more cash to her quickly acquired fortune.In an exclusive interview with Daily Star, she said: “I started doing cosplay a few months ago because I didn’t really have a niche and fans really love it.“I got asked to dress up as Spider-Man the other day and to pour milk over myself.

Handled like a pro! Katy Perry found herself in quite the predicament when her pants ripped during the Monday, March 28, episode of American Idol.