Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser’s most savage jokes ever: Here’s her epic takedowns of Tom Brady, Martha Stewart and more

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.“I have I think nine shows between now and Sunday [the Golden Globes], because I want to keep testing out jokes and I want to keep getting the monologue in the [most] perfect place it can be,” she told The Hollywood Reporter earlier this week. “Not every host does that.

I’m lucky enough to be a comedian who can go and find these rehearsal spaces in front of a live audience, and I trust my audience members to not leak jokes or tell anyone.

And we have enough jokes that even if they do, I’ll be OK.”Before Glaser takes the stage on Sunday, take a look back at some of her most savage jokes over the years…“Rob defies age … God, I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl.

If only I had known that’s when I had my best shot.” “Jewel is here, so as I call her, Trailer Swift. Jewel, I do not want to badmouth you since God already did. … Your teeth are like the Spice Girls, they’re all different colors and doing their own things.” “I love you in commercials.