Celtic manager. A position as yet still vacant, I understand.Not because I think I could do the job or that I might be the preferred choice of anyone in their right mind.
I would apply for the post by way of an experiment – to see how long it took the club to publicly eliminate me from their enquiries.
Time is the one thing that just drifts by without anyone noticing at Celtic Park, even when time is of the essence and a clock can be heard ticking loudly in the background.
It seems like ages ago since Jordan White scored for Ross County at Dingwall and his name became rhyming slang for Celtic’s abysmal season.
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