Ho ho ho, it’s the height of the War on Christmas. What have you done to subvert this struggling holiday so that it can finally be replaced by a Winter Pride Festival featuring parade Grand Marshall Hermey, the elf who aspired to be a dentist in the classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” claymation special?
It’s only a matter of time! Keep saying “Happy Holidays.” We’ll get there! One need look no further for proof that Christmas is under attack than the Christmas tree set on fire in New York in front of the Fox News Headquarters.
50 feet tall, flaming, and fabulous! That’s how we like ‘em. Seriously, though. A man was arrested for allegedly starting the fire and it should be clear that it is not cool to set things on fire, especially
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