Netflix’s upcoming festive film A Castle For Christmas. Look, notwithstanding the frankly ridiculous plot I’m sure I’ll come to adore in spite of its WTF-ness in years to come (in which Brooke Shields attempts to buy a castle in Edinburgh from Cary Elwes, who doesn’t want to sell to a foreigner), it’s just offensively early to start pumping my senses full of holiday cheer.Call me Ebenezer Scrooge but the earlier I’m surrounded by Christmas the more I despise its very merry-making meaning.Don’t get me wrong here, I love Christmas.
But I love Christmas when it is Christmas. I’m all about getting jolly with the holidays at an appropriate point in the calendar.
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