'Bammy B*****ds!' Janey Godley's latest Nicola Sturgeon spoof takes aim at facemask rule flouters

Mike Parker nailed a cover of Deana Carter’s “Strawberry Wine” on Sunday’s “American Idol”.

Nicola Adams has shared a sweet video on Instagram where she can be seen cradling her girlfriend’s blossoming baby bump. Nicola, 39, and her girlfriend Ella Baig, 23, announced the exciting news last month that they’re expecting their first child together. They wrote alongside a black and white photo of them kissing: “We’re so excited to announce that our family is expanding.

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Seven Ukrainian filmmakers, who are remaining in the country as Russia continues its invasion, have spoken out about their experiences on the front line of the war in their country. Directors Valentyn Vasyanovych, Roman Bondarchuk, Nariman Aliev, Maryna Er Gorbach , Antonio Lukich, Alina Gorlova and producer Darya Bassel have all called upon the international film and television community to issue cultural sanctions against Russia.

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– Marilyn, via emailIt does you credit that you want to take up the cudgels on your husband’s behalf, but I honestly wouldn’t. The insult was directed at him, not you. It’s his decision whether or not to take things further, and he’s magnanimous enough to have decided to forgive and forget.I get quite a few letters similar to yours, Marilyn, asking me for advice on settling scores.

Independent Spirit Awards co-hosts Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally joined the numerous Hollywood celebrities showing their support for Ukraine amid Russia's invasion of the country.  During the award show on Sunday, Mullally stated: "I think we speak for everyone here when we say that we are hoping for a quick, peaceful resolution. Specifically, f--k off and go home Putin!" "We hope Putin f---s off and goes home, and to that end let’s all join together with a Spirit Awards salute to Putin," Offerman added, according to Variety.  Per the outlet, the married co-hosts then flipped the bird to the camera.

Ukraine is asking NATO to "close the skies" in a bid to end Russia's air attacks.

Vladmir Putin's forces have been destroyed by the Ukrainian resistance and Russia could lose the war, a top UK admiral has said.

Ayrshire residents are being urged to back a proposed bill to crack down on fly-tipping.

A woman was hospitalised yesterday evening after being struck by a car in the Toryglen area.

By now, there are so many Wordle knockoffs, you could make playing them a full time job. Admittedly, I’m not quite sure how you would make that pay. Livestream the collapse of your mental state, perhaps.

Baring her nude back for the camera, she displayed the words "F U WAR", which was scrawled across her back in black writing.Plus, in another photo, she wrote the same message just beneath her collar bone, shielding her breasts with her arm to preserve her modesty.Branding the invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces "absolutely disgusting", she also shared photos of herself helping to give out donations to the needy, and implored her 417,000 followers to do the same.Though she is regularly referred to as "the most photographed woman in the world", having graced hundreds of magazine covers around the globe in her career as an international supermodel, her anti-war message has to be the most powerful and thought-provoking photo message she has ever delivered.The set of risqué pictures included Caprice standing beside a staircase, with her back to the camera and her two middle fingers raised defiantly in the air.She pixelated out the gesture, but her feelings were all too clear.Her tousled wet hair trailed down her back, but did not obscure the all important message written across her back - "F U War".The enraged former supermodel had previously taken to Twitter to lament: "Their [sic] is just no justification for the unprovoked attack on an independent state!"This is a reckless threat to world peace !!!"Flooding the post with crying emojis, she added: "My sad heart goes out to the people of Ukraine."Caprice, who used the hashtag #prayingforpeace, also reposted an informative photo of Ukranian president Volodymyr Zelensky, the country's first Jewish president, captioned: "His grandfather fought Nazis in WW2."Many of his relatives were killed in the Holocaust."Meanwhile, Caprice appeared in less glamorous poses - but with the

Dua Lipa has responded to an Oscar Isaac fan-fiction story about her being read out on Saturday Night Live last weekend (March 5).On the latest episode of the long-running American sketch show, actor Oscar Isaac could be seen reading out a fan-fiction story about the pop star during a skit on the show.After hearing the story read, Dua Lipa responded on Instagram.“Adds to list of things I never thought would happen in my life”, she wrote, followed by several laughing emojis.A post shared by DUA LIPA (@dualipa)In the sketch, one of the characters Isaac’s played was Michael – a school janitor with an unexpected hobby of writing stories.Michael interrupts a writing class and starts to share a story he’s been writing on, called ‘The Apogee Of Midnight.’The story is about a janitor who is alone a school at midnight before he’s interrupted by a woman who is looking for him.“My name is Dua Lipa,” the woman in the story says. “I’m a big pop star, and I’m looking for a janitor here named Mike.”You can see a video of the sketch here:Last week (March 6), it was revealed that Megan Thee Stallion has teamed up with Dua Lipa on a new single.Posting on Twitter, the rapper shared an image that featured photos of her and the singer on the icing of four cakes.

Nicola Sturgeon has declared it was a good day for Scotland as the country's hospitality sector reopened and the number of deaths from Covid-19 continued to fall. But the SNP leader once again urged Scots to "keep the heid" as she admitted to being nervous as the single biggest easing of lockdown restrictions in four months took place.

Get the stories that interest you straight to your inbox every day with our personalised newsletterScotland has recorded no new deaths from coronavirus for the seventh day in a row, First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has announced.The latest figures were revealed as the country took a key step out of lockdown today, with pubs and restaurants opening indoors for the first time.Attractions such as cinemas and museums have also been reopening, while long queues have been waiting at the country's barber shops and hair salons.The First Minister confirmed at her daily press briefing that a further five people had tested positive for the virus in the last 24 hours - taking the total to 18,373.A total number of 611 patients are currently receiving

Nicola Sturgeon said the opening of pubs indoors was the “highest risk” since exiting lockdown began and encouraged those going to the pub to “do so carefully”.Speaking as Scotland celebrated a sixth day with no deaths from the virus, she said: “I think we all know where alcohol is being taken, sometimes our inhibitions are lower ... we behave in a way we wouldn’t normally do, getting closer to people.

coronavirus lockdown yesterday with non-essential shops in shopping centres reopening across the country. Kids under the age of 17 were allowed to play organised outdoor contact sport for the first time since late March.

coronavirus relate to a singe care home in Glasgow.The First Minister did not name the home, but said all necessary checks were being carried out.Speaking at her daily press conference, she said on Friday and Sunday there had been a higher number of cases than would normally have been the case in recent weeks.She said: “With respect to yesterday, the 19 cases that were reported yesterday, we know that 12 of these cases were in Glasgow and seven of those, all of which were asymptomatic cases related to one single care home.

Sturgeon has blasted reported UK Government plans to hold on to a key economic lever after the Brexit transition period.It has been claimed Prime Minister Boris Johnson will not devolve control over ‘state aid’, which allows Governments to subsidise companies.The First Minister tweeted this morning: “This would be a full scale assault on devolution - a blatant move to erode the powers of the Scottish Parliament in key areas.

Nicola Sturgeon has appeared to confirm that schools could go back on August 11th.