It’s far better for a man to live on the roof than with a contentious woman. Bible scholars might recognize this (shamelessly) paraphrased adage from Proverbs 21:9, while the rest of us might nod knowingly because we recognize its point from simply being alive.
It’s been roughly 1,007 years since that particular portion of the Old Testament was said to have been written and precisely 97 days since the modern world was given a new chapter in a different kind of bible, the book of Bravo.
And in the story of Scandoval, the woman—not contentious but not servile either—has a name, and it’s Ariana Madix. The man in question wasn’t living on the roof of the Valley Village farmhouse he shared with her but decided to fuck her best friend in order to escape his reality.
The more things change, as they say. It's here we must pause and wonder whether anyone reading this really needs a comprehensive rundown of the Vanderpump Rules drama that has captivated everyone from to .
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