Worker boasted he ejaculated in boss's beard balm after row

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A Covid vaccination worker “jizzed” into a bottle of his boss’s beard balm following an argument, a court heard.Jordan Fitzpatrick made the mistake of boasting about what he had done to another manager a number of days later.The 25-year-old told his fellow worker that the complainer, who is not being identified, had a bottle of beard oil on his table.He then confessed: “I jizzed in it”.When the oily gel was inspected it appeared cloudy with sediment at the bottom and police were informed, Livingston Sheriff Court was told.The contents of the bottle were sent for forensic analysis and found to include semen containing DNA which matched that of the 25-year-old joker.Fitzpatrick, of Blackburn, West Lothian, originally claimed he was innocent of any crime but changed his plea to guilty on Wednesday, the day he was due to stand trial.Get the latest news sent straight to your messages by joining our WhatsApp community today.You'll receive daily updates on breaking news as well as the top headlines across Scotland.No one will be able to see who is signed up and no one can send messages except the Daily Record team.All you have to do is click here if you're on mobile, select 'Join Community' and you're in!If you're on a desktop, simply scan the QR code above with your phone and click 'Join Community'.We also treat our community members to special offers, promotions, and adverts from us and our partners.

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