OMG this pesto thing is really bringing out the wildest stories! If you haven’t seen, a girl on TikTok set up a #stitch prompt saying how crazy it was she’s never liked store-bought pesto — and since then folks have been pairing that oh-so-mild take with their SCORCHERS!
The latest to go viral? A user named Lindasolleyhurd recounted the story on Monday of a time she and her friends were out at a comedy show 15 years ago when they were still in college, and a man was so gross to her BFF that she has been getting revenge on him for YEARS!
Not only was he rude as hell about the accident, he then SPAT on her! Linda says while her friend rushed to the bathroom to clean it up, she screamed in the guy’s face over the assault — because yes, spitting is assault — but it wasn’t until the next morning when she found a way to truly get back at him. Related: Justin Timberlake Once Said He’d Write ‘Every Dirty Thing’ About Britney Spears If you’re a big prestige TV fan, you may want to sit down… Oh… oh no… You can probably see where this is going.
Linda became an avatar of vengeance online, creating fake FB accounts to SPAM this man with spoilers for his favorite shows.
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