Scottish football in the 21st century has produced enough drama that putting it all to print would leave even the most prolific scribe with a numb hand.
And you can't begin to explain the history and lore of our beautiful game over the past 20 years without Scott Brown starring as the main protagonist.
To Celtic supporters he's the hero who led from the front en route to 23 major honours and a historic quadruple Treble. To others he's the pantomime villain that has caused plenty of strife.
Now the ever-charismatic Broonie is calling time on a trophy-laden playing career after less than a season with Aberdeen. Record Sport broke the story the 36-year-old will depart the Granite City weeks after close friend Stephen Glass exited following a dreary run of results.
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