Aries; a secret entrance in a meat locker opens into a techno-thumping, body-grinding rave complete with blood sprinklers. Our hybrid hero, played by ‘not ever to be f***ed with’ Wesley Snipes emerges, dressed in pseudo fetish black and down to righteously kill his own kind and defend the innocent.
In outfit, outlook, and tagline (The power of an immortal. The soul of a human. The heart of a hero), Blade is Aries energy incarnate.
Honorable mention goes to short stacked, blood drinking, bully dismembering ride or die Eli, of “Let the Right One In.”Sensual at best and insatiable at worst, the average Taurus, like Laszlo Cravensworth of “What We Do in the Shadows,” prefers things posh and is primarily motivated by feeding and f***ing.
Played by real life bull Matt Berry, Laszlo exhibits other hallmarks of the Taurus archetype, including a flair for garden design (his topiaries are tributes to the genitalia of his lovers) self-righteous pride (he claims to have invented Disco) and obstinate refusal (to believe his witch skin hat is cursed.) Defiant about flair and chock full of delusions of grandeur?
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