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Manchester United's players were back in training on Tuesday following their first victory of the season over Liverpool on Monday.

Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan believes Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is a ‘small man in a suit that’s too big for him’.The Dutchman saw his beleaguered United side record a stunning 2-1 home victory over Liverpool. As well as being a huge shock in a footballing game-week of surprises, the goals from Jadon Sancho and Marcus Rashford secured a first Premier League victory for the former Ajax manager.Despite the humiliation against Brentford and their outclassing at the hands of Brighton and Hove Albion, Ten Hag’s side have actually jumped ahead of Liverpool in the table.

Cristiano Ronaldo prides himself on goalscoring. His reputation as arguably football’s greatest ever goal-scorer is justified.

A 300-year-old riverside footpath in Salford could remain open, with a campaign to save it now set to force a public inquiry. Salford City Council initially agreed that developers could close the pedestrian route by the River Irwell, diverting walkers through a back and a hotel lobby.

Three Greater Manchester MPs and Salford mayor Paul Dennett have urged social housing bosses to take urgent action over the "life-threatening squalor" some tenants are living in. This follows the revelation that an entire row of terraced houses owned by housing association Salix Homes is teeming with rats and mice.

Rio Ferdinand says a “calculated” Cristiano Ronaldo knew what he was doing when he snubbed Jamie Carragher on live TV ahead of Manchester United’s 2-1 win over Liverpool.

Stormzy took on the role of football pundit on live TV last night (August 22) following Manchester United’s 2-1 victory over Liverpool – check out the clip below.The Croydon MC – who supports Man Utd – attended the Premier League game with his young nephews, and took the time out to share his post-match thoughts on Sky Sports. “That was amazing,” he said. “That’s the best we’ve been this season.”Later, he admitted that he was feeling “a bit flustered” and “starstuck” after being asked to take part in a chat with pundits Roy Keane, Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville: “Someone gave me a mic and now I’m here like ‘Mum, I made it!'”Stormzy was then asked his opinion on Cristiano Ronaldo being dropped from United’s starting line-up.

Manchester United on Monday. The defender, considered one of the greatest to ever grace the Premier League, failed to rob the ball off a United player at Old Trafford - while other statistics also show that it was not the Dutchman’s night.

Manchester United legend Roy Keane was left baffled as UK rapper Stormzy crashed the Sky Sports set on Monday Night Football.Stormzy, who is a Red Devils fan, was at Old Trafford to see his side pick up their first points of the season. However, when leaving he was pulled onto the Sky set, leaving Keane baffled.The United legend joked: "I thought this was a football show, what’s happening?" Stormzy went on to provide some analysis for Erik ten Hag's first win at United - moving United away from the bottom of the Premier League table.READ MORE: Casemiro goes straight to Man Utd legend Roy Keane after completing transferDespite rubbing shoulders with celebrities on a weekly basis, the rapper was still left star-struck in the presence of the football legends.He said: "Sorry, I'm a bit flustered right now.

Manchester United's new singing Casemiro headed straight to Roy Keane after being unveiled to the Old Trafford crowd on Monday evening. Keane was appearing as a pundit on Sky Sports for the Red Devils' clash with Liverpool when he was approached by the Brazilian.

Manchester United could be set to replace David De Gea with Europa League winner Kevin Trapp.Erik ten Hag's side picked up their first win of the season on Monday evening against an underperforming Liverpool side, who have slumped to 16th. Before kick-off on Monday evening, United had failed to pick up any points, and De Gea had been central to criticism.De Gea, himself, admitted he was to blame for two of the four goals shipped against Brentford.

Gary Neville was left a little red-faced after a Manchester United fan professed his undying love to him live on air.Prior to United's emphatic victory over Liverpool, Neville headed around Old Trafford to interview supporters and find out how confident they were about the upcoming match, though was taken aback by one man who immediately changed the subject."Let me first say, you are the love of my life," the supporter told Neville. "You gave me a lot of Premier League titles [and] I absolutely enjoyed watching you and I'm honoured to meet you." READ MORE: Four things Erik ten Hag got right as Man Utd seal stunning victory over LiverpoolClearly surprised at being shown such tender affection, Neville was slightly lost for words, mustering a semi-awkward, "oh right that's brilliant thanks", in response.Awkwardness aside, fans on social media were absolutely loving it, with one tweeting: "Neville, you've pulled!""Grab your coat, @GNev," wrote another, while a third joked: "Must be the first time anyone's ever told Neville that."If you had to declare your undying love for a professional football who would it be and why? Let us know in the comments section below.Neville's night got even better an hour or so later as Erik ten Hag's side stormed to a 2-1 victory over Liverpool - their first league win over Jurgen Klopp's side since 2018.Jadon Sancho put United deservedly in front in the first half before Marcus Rashford doubled the hosts' advantage after the break.

Erik ten Hag hailed the potential of Tyrell Malacia after the left-back excelled on his full Manchester United debut in the victory over Liverpool.

Virgil van Dijk was caught doing a Liam Gallagher impression as Jadon Sancho put Manchester United ahead during their 2-1 win over Liverpool on Monday night.The Dutchman is undoubtedly one of the best defenders around, but fans were bewildered when he decided not to close Sancho down on the edge of the box, choosing instead to stay rooted to the spot with his arms behind his back, mimicking the iconic on-stage pose of former Oasis front man Gallagher."Why was Van Dijk just standing there like he's the singer in Oasis when he could've moved forward to block Sancho's shot?" one fan tweeted, while another said: "Van Dijk looking like he's about to sing Wonderwall there."READ MORE: James Milner 'roasts' Virgil van Dijk and fans can't get enough of Liverpool beef"VVD looked like a s*** Oasis tribute act for that goal," a third wrote.Fans on social media weren't the only ones perplexed by Van Dijk's antics. James Milner, who had thrown himself at Sancho's dummied shot moments earlier, was seen screaming at his team-mate as United celebrated, appearing to tell him he should've "got out" to the United forward to block the strike.Marcus Rashford doubled United's lead in the second half and although Mo Salah grabbed a late goal for the visitors, it wasn't enough to stop Erik ten Hag's side registering their first points of the season.If Van Dijk is Liam Gallagher then which Liverpool player is Noel? Let us know in the comments section below.Having failed to win any of their opening three matches, Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool find themselves in 16th place.

Erik ten Hag dropped a F bomb live on air as he praised Manchester United 's players following their win over Liverpool.

A mother whose son had his phone knocked out of his hand by Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has spoken out after he allegedly phoned her vowing to fight any legal case.

Marcus Rashford has admitted that the energy Manchester United displayed from the first whistle was the key to helping them record their first victory of the season against Liverpool at Old Trafford on Monday night.

Liverpool team-mate Virgil van Dijk after they conceded an opener to Manchester United. Jadon Sancho gave the hosts the lead at Old Trafford with a finish into the bottom corner after he'd kept his calm inside the box and sat down Milner and Allison with a dummy.

Manchester United have finally arrived after sealing a stunning victory over Liverpool at Old Trafford.Anti-Glazer protests might have been the talk of the town going into the game, but there'll be nothing but positivity in the Manchester air this evening as United climb off the foot of the table to leapfrog the visitors into 14th.Goals from Jadon Sancho and Marcus Rashford put United ahead before Mo Salah grabbed a late consolation for Jurgen Klopp's Reds, but it was the Red Devils who stood tall in the end as they downed Liverpool for first time in the league since 2018.So without further ado, here are four things Ten Hag got absolutely spot on tonight.READ MORE: Cristiano Ronaldo 'totally blanks' Jamie Carragher in awkward pitch-side encounterIt wasn't exactly the biggest shock given how desperate the Portugal superstar is to quit the club, but it took a certain amount of bravery for Ten Hag to leave Cristiano Ronaldo out of his starting line-up.Sulk or no sulk, the 37-year-old is arguably United's only consistent source of goals and after back-to-back defeats to Brighton and Brentford, few could've blamed him for giving Ronaldo the nod.But Ten Hag resisted, and was duly rewarded. United were slick and tenacious in attack, pressing from the front and constantly nipping at Liverpool's heels - something they'd have struggled to do with Ronaldo strolling about up front.Can Man United finish above Liverpool this season? Let us know what you think in the comments section below.The other huge call Ten Hag made was leaving captain Harry Maguire out.