There’s a zodiac sign for every song on Taylor Swift’s ‘Tortured Poets Department’

nypost.com:

delivered unto us last week and while the reviews have been an extreme mix, the fanfare is without equal. The Post’s Chuck Arnold writes, “There is plenty of “Bad Blood” spilled on Swift’s latest.

And with the raw honesty and specificity of her lyrics, she is clearly in her ‘IDGAF’ era.” Her ‘TTPD,’ era sees Swift take aim at exes and enemies Kim Kardashian, Matt Healy and stand-out British sad boy, ladies and gentlemen Joe Alwyn.

Page Six’s Nicholas Hautman writes, “At times, Swift, 34, roasts Alwyn, 33, mercilessly. She says he failed to ‘measure up’ to ‘any measure of a man’ on the blistering ‘The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived,’…while the epically titled ‘My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys’ sees him childishly destroying the sand castle of which she’s queen.”Elsewhere on the album, the queen of crushed castles stans for Charlie Puth and guns for John Mayer while sparing Jake Gyllenhall (can’t you hear him exhaling the exhale to end all exhales?)In honor of Miss Americana’s latest opus, we’re taking a look at the astrology of torture.

Fun fact; the album itself is an Aries, having been born into the world just after midnight on April 19, 2K24 amid a mighty Mercury retrograde in the same cardinal fire sign when the exhumation and in this case immolation of exes is at its peak.