Stockport man praised for hilarious 'fairy tale' review of trip to Poundbakery featuring ‘merseysquarzian peacocks’ and 'emerald' peas

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A man who shared his experience visiting a Poundbakery store in Stockport has been praised for his ‘brilliant’ retelling which featured everything from ‘merseysquarzian peacocks’ to peas described as ‘fresh mined emeralds’.

The reviewer, who used the name Ben Wright, posted his verdict on the Mersey Square branch of the budget bakery on the Stockport Food Reviews Facebook page earlier this week.

Ben said his experience ‘didn’t disappoint’ with his pastry ‘nothing short of perfection’. Ben wrote: “Well, earlier in the week, I paid a visit to the Poundbakery in the Mersey square – and it didn’t disappoint.

I had barely passed the threshold and I was immediately welcomed by a very handsome lady, In fact I would go as far to say that she was (and I refer to a well used phrase here) piping hot! READ MORE: Good vibes and 'chicken on my mind' in the 16 hour overnight queue for the sandwich that broke the internet READ MORE: The Sidemen and KSI to open new Sides takeaway in Arndale at weekend - with big queues expected “With her help, I settled on a traditional pasty.