Pete Davidson Deserves Love—and I Think He'll Find It With Martha Stewart

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, the internet put forward several possible partners for the Saturday Night Live funnyman to tattoo on his body next—from the newly single , who previously gushed over Davidson on an episode of L, to , who recently disclosed her hovers around 200 thanks to American Pie.

Even was thrown out as a contender—I'm sure Prince Charles would love a new stepdad(dy). But while there’s plenty of fish in the sea, there’s only one woman who can whip up a nice warm dip to serve with crackers and rosé and still look like a MILF while doing so: Unlike the aforementioned fabulous women, Pete, 28, and Martha, 81, have a whole lot of history.

They first during The Roast of Justin Bieber in 2015, and they've since had some TMZ-worthy moments, cozying up together at Nobu in Malibu earlier this year. (Stewart later described him as a “cute guy with painted fingernails.”) It's written in the stars and, apparently, $33 yellow tail sashimi with jalapeño.

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