Oscars’ pathetic youth grab: ‘Cinderella’ or ‘Army of the Dead’ could win

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said “La La Land” beat “Moonlight” for Best Picture or Joaquin Phoenix gave a speech about the barbarism of cow’s milk) or self-inflicted (like Anne Hathaway and James Franco’s terrible hosting, and #OscarsSoWhite), we’re guaranteed at least one whoopsie during Hollywood’s biggest night of ineptitude.The latest fiasco falls into the latter category.

The Academy of Motion Picture Oafs and Doofuses has added a “fan favorite” award to the 2022 ceremony on March 27. It’s like the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss, only more of a joke because the Oscars is as serious as sitting shiva.Users can vote on the Oscars website or on Twitter (oh, great) up to 20 times a day with the hashtag #OscarsFanFavorite.

Perhaps some of the dead Chicagoans who checked the box for John F. Kennedy can get in on the action!Currently in the lead, according to Deadline: the heinous “Cinderella” movie starring Camila Cabello.

That’s the Amazon atrocity (43% on RottenTomatoes) in which Cinders’ evil stepmother is named Vivian and used to play the violin, and the title orphan dreams of being some sort of Renaissance fashion designer.