Nikki Glaser Cut Tom Brady Plastic Surgery Joke From Netflix Roast: ‘You Look like a Ken Doll That Was Microwaved. You Love Deflating Things, So Stop’
variety.comZack Sharf Digital News Director Nikki Glaser was one of the highlights of Netflix’s Tom Brady roast, eviscerating the NFL superstar with jokes about his divorce from Gisele Bündchen and her reported new romance with Jiu-Jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.
But Glaser didn’t get to deliver every punchline she intended to during the live comedy event. During a post-roast interview on “The Howard Stern Show,” Glaser rattled off some of the Brady jokes she cut from her set. “Tom, I love your work — that you’ve done on your face,” read one of Glaser’s cut jokes about Brady’s alleged plastic surgery. “Seriously, slow down.
What is happening with your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved. You love deflating things, so stop.” Glaser also cut a joke about CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy), a progressive degenerative disease caused by repeated concussions that affects many NFL players. “It’s really cool all the proceeds are going to CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up,” Glaser was going to joke. “People don’t know, but it costs millions to murder those doctors that know the truth.
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