'My ex cried about penis size when we first slept together – now I wonder about his brother'

dailyrecord.co.uk:

The first time a couple makes love is typically an exciting moment, but one woman has revealed that her ex-partner broke down in tears during their first intimate encounter together.

Sharing her story on the Motherhood...Not As We Planned podcast, the anonymous woman said that her former beau got emotional after she saw his micro-penis and gave her a reason about its size.

Podcast host Tash Gershfield read out the email to listeners, revealing: "My ex had a micro-penis and he cried when we first had sex."He told me it shrunk when he took steroids previously, but I call [bulls***].

Years on, I still work with his older brother they're both tall boys, over six foot, and [I] constantly find myself looking at his crotch area wondering if he has the same issues."Tash's co-host Carly Harris responded: "That's hilarious.