Martha Stewart, Queen of Thirst Traps, Sells Coffee Wearing Nothing But an Apron

glamour.com:

, is back to her old tricks in her latest spon-con post. The dressed in nothing but an apron for her latest partnership with Green Mountain Coffee Roasters to promote their pumpkin spice coffee pods. “Oh, hi there," she says to the camera as if she doesn't know exactly what she's doing. “I'm just enjoying the natural flavor of pumpkin spice from Green Mountain Coffee Roasters and nothing else…literally.” MARTHA!She continued, “Just look at this—a thing of natural beauty.

No, no, no, not me! My Green Mountain Coffee Roasters pumpkin spice coffee is made with natural flavors. That means they stripped away the artificial and left nothing but goodness.