Martha Stewart Left a Drunk Comment Under an Instagram Post About Baby Chicks

cosmopolitan.com:

I know we all say "literally me" or "big mood" about everything, but Martha Stewart leaving drunk comments on Instagram is .

Seriously, what ? I'm working on my tolerance for when we can finally brunch again! Okay, so while some of us kept checking our bank accounts for that elusive stimulus check over the weekend (hi!), Martha was living her best, most authentic life and scrolling through Instagram with a drink in hand.

Again, mood. When she saw an account called The Best Little Hen House In Texas post a video of baby chickens growing up so fast, Martha dropped in with some incomprehensible wisdom.

Honestly, IDK what the hell she was even trying to say, but I know it probably would've been great advice if her tipsy thumbs could've formed