Man City ready to repeat their Cristiano Ronaldo transfer trick on Manchester United next summer

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You can deny it all you like but us football fans enjoy revelling in the misery of our rivals almost as much as we enjoy celebrating our own team's success.

And on that note, isn't it a fantastic time to be a Manchester City fan? Not only do our club boast one of the best managers of all time who's expertly assembled the kind of star-studded squad we'll wax lyrical about for years to come, we're also able to bask in the shambles that is the Old Trafford circus.

I'd be lying if I were to claim I could offer Manchester United even an ounce of sympathy for their current plight. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's United tenure could probably be best described as being like someone walking into IKEA, professing money is no object to the sales assistant and