Man Bitten By Python 'In The Genital Area' While Using Toilet!

perezhilton.com:

This is literally our worst nightmare come true! A 65-year-old man living in Graz, Austria was casually using the bathroom early in the morning on Monday when he got the shock of his life!

After feeling a “pinch,” he discovered a python, just over five feet long, had bitten his privates!! OMG — the heart attack we would have if this happened to us! Related: Singer Details Losing Wife In Same Crash That Killed Kobe Bryant According to a police report, the victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” just after sitting on the toilet at 6 a.m.

in the province of Styria. Shocked by the unexpected bite, he looked down to see an albino reticulated python staring back at him.