Lewis Capaldi feels like success is 'happening to someone else with same small penis'

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When you have ­£8million in the bank by the age of 23 you are entitled to be a little bit smug. But singer Lewis Capaldi still can’t wrap his head around his incredible fortune – and says he doesn’t deserve his success.

Lewis’s 2018 single Someone You Loved broke UK chart ­records and kept him in the top ten for longer than any other British act in history. “That will never happen again in my career, I can tell you that now,” Lewis said. “I don’t deserve to have a No1 for seven weeks – no one deserves to have a No1 for seven weeks.

It’s an anomaly. “When a song does that, it’s so much bigger than you. I felt it was happening to someone else and I was just watching. “I just happened to look like him and have the same small penis and all the