‘Jurassic World Dominion’ review: The worst movie of the series
nypost.comalso the worst. Running time: 146 minutes. Rated PG-13 (intense sequences of action, some violence and language). In theaters.An hour into this cacophony of CGI and idiocy, Téa Leoni’s cloying shrieks from “Jurassic Park III” begin to sound like a soothing symphony orchestra.
Bryce Dallas Howard sprinting through the jungle in high heels in the 2015 film? Oscar-worthy.“Dominion,” instead of using its exorbitant runtime to wrap up the story — OK, at the end a few people kiss — introduces cockamamie, completely unsatisfying conflicts that are only tangentially connected to dinosaurs.
The main ruffle is that giant, genetically altered locusts are destroying the planet’s crops — and Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) and Alan Grant (Sam Neill) battle to bring down the secretive company that unleashed them to make a profit.
Yes, the ballyhooed end of “Jurassic Park” is a throwaway episode of “The X-Files.”Godzillas have also proliferated all over the world in the four years since the events of “Fallen Kingdom,” and nobody seems to care.Brachiosauruses stomp through construction sites and pterodactyls nest atop One World Trade.
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