John Stamos sex-shames Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos on TV

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John Stamos has had enough of Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos’ weekly sex confessions on their talk show, “Live with Kelly and Mark.”The “Full House” alum, 60, ditched a proper introduction and instead immediately sex-shamed the couple when he walked out on stage before his interview on Monday.“I’m tired of hearing you both have sex everywhere!” he exclaimed.He directly addressed Consuelos, 52: “You’re making us look bad, all us men across the United States.”The co-hosts appeared taken aback by his quick commentary on their sex life, but Ripa, 53, gave it right back.“Why, are you no longer having sex, John?” she teased.“No, no!

I’m ready to go,” Stamos quipped. “I mean, not like him!” (Stamos has been married to wife Caitlin McHugh since 2018 and the pair are parents of son Billy, 5.)Stamos even joked about Ripa and Consuelos’ latest Friday segment, in which they compared their sex lives to a female frog.When Ripa noted that she found out that female frogs “fake their own deaths to avoid unwanted attention” from males, she said: “Let me just say they learned that from us.”“[When Kelly is] faking her own death, I put [a mirror] over her face to see if she’s breathing.

If it fogs up, it’s gonna be a nice Friday night!” Consuelos noted at the time.“That’s why I’ve learned to hold my breath for 7 to 18 minutes,” Ripa interjected. “He thinks I’m dead constantly.”Stamos isn’t wrong with his latest remarks.

The couple — who have been married since 1996 — often bring up their sex life on the ABC daytime talk show or on their respective social media accounts.