Popbitch where people would report on celebrities they had stood next to at a urinal, and most of the time they never saw anything, but OH.
MY. GOD when they did. This was like the cleaner, nicer version of that. The celebrities-in-apt-transaction genre.It actually gets better.
Someone had seen Kevin Keegan in Primark, buying a single pair of black socks. “Such a frugal man,” they remarked, in wonder.
Is it even possible to buy pairs of socks in units of one these days? And how do you recognise Keegan without the ringlets, how do you know it isn’t John Bercow?
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