It's not over til the fat striker scores.John Robertson has always had the ability to laugh at himself and the title of his autobiography reflects a neat line in self-deprecation.
In these days of sports science and virtually zero body fat measurements, the Hearts legend might not have been top of the training stats.
But it wouldn’t have stopped him scoring goals.Not now and not back in the 1980s and 90s when Robbo was the undoubted king of Tynecastle.Get all the latest Sports news sent straight to your Inbox every day by signing up to our newsletter.We cover every morsel of information regarding your favourite club in the form of articles, videos and podcasts.The newsletter will arrive every day at 12pm, giving you a round up of the best
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