Donald Trump really wanted Ivanka to date Tom Brady

Man, some days the wheels of justice move so slowly you can’t even tell if the engine is on. Some weeks, though, the wheels spin so fast it’s like you’re watching a Fast & Furious movie. Only the crimes are even more outrageous.

James Tupper is mourning his ex and mother of his child, Anne Heche.

After a surprise announcement that he would be taking a break from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, many football fans are asking: what’s wrong with Tom Brady?

Donald Trump wants the world to know why FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago — and now it sounds like he’s going to get EXACTLY that!

Tom Brady has unexpectedly stepped away from his NFL team the Tampa Bay Buccaneers due to "personal things" he "needs to handle".MORE: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen celebrate sweet milestone with tributes to one anotherThe quarterback was noticeably missing from the team's practice on Thursday, but according to his coach, Todd Bowles, Tom's absence was prearranged, and he will be back with the team for their second preseason game on 2 August. "Tom has been excused today," Todd told NBC Sports.WATCH: Tom Brady's Tampa Bay Super Bowl win"He'll be taking—he'll be back somewhere around after Tennessee. He's going to deal with some personal things."He added.

Twitter user @mrbrittle1 then shared a short compilation clip of the US Apprentice star “taking the fifth.” In response, Lord Alan said: “Exactly, what a b****y hypocrite and liar. “Unbelievable nothing will happen to him he will get away with what ever is alleged he has done wrong. “Only @piersmorgan is uncharacteristically holding back. Any one else he would be slagging them off.”Various Twitter users jumped on to the post to share their thoughts on the subject. @Zellinsk commented: “Piers is hoping to land another interview. “He was so strong against Boris but like a puppy dog with Trump.” It comes after Piers was slammed in May for failing to effectively hold Trump to account in an interview on his show, Piers Morgan: Uncensored. Speaking to Express.co.uk that month, political commentator Simon Dolan said: “Piers Morgan’s interview with Donald Trump was, unfortunately for the veteran presenter, flat and failed to elicit anything new for the viewers of the blockbuster interview.”He added: “It felt more like a publicity stunt for Piers Morgan than a serious interview.” Piers’ interview with Trump started badly when he was handed a dossier of critical comments that the former GMB presenter had compiled about him.The file was reportedly created by former UKIP leader Nigel Farage. They contained criticisms Piers made of Trump’s “woeful” handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. At one point, the former GMB presenter referred to the US 2020 presidential election as “free and fair.” The former president reacted with aggravation at the insinuation. He said: “You really believe that? Well then you’re a fool. “Then you are a fool.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ quarterback is taking some time off.

Donald Trump's home in Florida was reportedly searched for documents by FBI agents relating to nuclear weapons this week.While it's not clear whether any documents were recovered, it does however mark the first time a former US president's home has ever been searched by law enforcement, The Daily Mirror reports.According to an unnamed US official, the search of Trump's Mar-a-Lago home was approved by those at the highest levels of the Department of Justice.READ MORE: Bloke loves Donald Trump so much he opened Trump Burger despite threats to burn it downThe search has received significant blowback from Republican politicians who called the search politically motivated.Former Vice-President, Mike Pence, has called on the attorney general to give "a full accounting" of why the search warrant was carried out while White House spokeswoman Karine Jean-Pierre confirmed that President Joe Biden was given no advance notice by the FBI of the raid.She said he "learned about this from public reports".She added: "The president was not briefed and was not aware of it.

Tom Brady is taking a leave of absence from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Attorney General Merrick Garland told reporters on Thursday that the Justice Department has filed a motion to unseal portions of the search warrant used in Monday’s FBI action at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-A-Lago property.

You know how mobsters talk about the FBI in movies and TV shows? How it’s always, “They’re persecuting us” and “It’s all a conspiracy” and just so indignant? Meanwhile as the audience, we are just watching them straight-up commit every crime they’re accused of and more? Don’t know why we thought of that just now… Anyway, onto Donald Trump‘s response to the raid on Mar-A-Lago!

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have confirmed that their deep fake film about Donald Trump is currently “on hold”.Speaking to the Los Angeles Times, the pair revealed that film – titled Deep Fake: The Movie – was a day away from starting production, only to be halted by the pandemic.Parker and Stone had previously worked with Peter Serafinowicz on the viral web series Sassy Justice, which used deepfake technology to project the faces of celebrities and politicians onto fictional characters. Some of the notable figures included Trump, Mark Zuckerberg and Jared Kushner.This web series, however, was just the beginning of Parker and Stone’s foray into deepfake technology.“Not a lot of people know that we were a day away from starting production on the first feature movie we had done since Team America: World Police,” said Parker.“We were going to start shooting on the day that the pandemic shut everything down.

Donald Trump is pleading the fifth.

The FBI raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort has already turned up some gold, of the comedy variety.

Donald Trump said that he pleaded the Fifth Amendment’s protection against self incrimination as he was deposed on Wednesday as part of New York Attorney General Letitia James’ civil investigation into the Trump Organization.

Donald Trump‘s home was raided by the FBI earlier in the week, and the whereabouts of several players in the Trump Administration and his family are being revealed.

Zack Sharf “South Park” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker went viral during the pandemic thanks to their surprise deepfake video, “Sassy Justice,” which has earned over 2 million views on YouTube since its October 2020 debut. The 14-minute short finds a deepfake Donald Trump, voiced by Peter Serafinowicz, reporting news out of Cheyenne, Wyoming under the eponymous moniker. The project was the first bit of content to come out of Deep Voodoo, Stone and Parker’s deepfake production studio.Stone and Parker said at the time that “Sassy Justice” came about because “we just wanted to make fun of [deepfakes] because it makes it less scary,” but it turns out the project had its roots in a full-length Donald Trump deepfake movie that Parker and Stone were working on and then scrapped because of the pandemic.

A congressional committee can obtain Donald Trump’s tax returns from the IRS, an appeals court ruled on Tuesday.

More information is coming out now about the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump‘s Florida home.

Donald Trump‘s beloved home at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida has been raided by the FBI.

The FBI has searched Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate as part of an investigation into whether he took classified records from the White House to his Florida residence, sources have said. Disclosing the search in a lengthy statement, the former US president said that agents opened up a safe at his home and described their work as an "unannounced raid" that he likened to "prosecutorial misconduct".