David Lee Roth blames Sammy Hagar’s “constant spew of diarrhoea vitriol” on being “sex probed by aliens”

nme.com:

David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar has escalated after Roth claimed that Hagar was “sex probed by aliens”.The two former singers for Van Halen have been locked in a war of words for several months, after Hagar said there was “no fucking way” he would want to do a full tour with Roth.In Roth’s latest retort, which came in the form of a YouTube video titled ‘The Ballad of Popsicle Sam’, he made the claims, referencing a 2011 story in which Hagar claimed he was abducted by aliens.““I know that when you’re abducted by aliens you get sex probed,” Roth said in the video. “I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct.

For the last 10 summers I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you.”“And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories, I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction.

Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed.”Roth went on to say he had “no idea” how the probing might have taken place. “But what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again,.

No matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to [be] will stop making sense whatsoever.