Danny Dyer dished out the dirt on a luxury holiday nightmare when he found out that his £140,000 "all-inclusive" escape to the Maldives didn't cover everything he expected.
Fresh from his departure from iconic soap EastEnders, the actor treated himself and his family to a lavish beach holiday, looking forward to some downtime after securing a new gig in Australia.
Addressing the issue on the Life's a Beach podcast with Alan Carr, Danny gushed about the opulent resort where you're treated like royalty, boasting "f*****g three waiters to every geezer" and not having to wake up at dawn to "nick a f*****g sunbed".
Danny revealed: "I swear to God if I'd had a pony and I'd run out of khazi paper, there'd be someone there - little hand would have come through, given you some khazi roll, would probably wipe the a**e for ya.
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