Dad says carrot in Tesco order looks so rude he can't feed it to his children

mirror.co.uk:

A dad-of-two was left in hysterics after finding a carrot resembling a man exposing his penis in his Tesco order - and joked he won't be serving it to his children as it's 'too rude'.

Matthew Whitaker was bringing the shop into the house when he was called to the kitchen by his wife Amy as she unpacked their Tesco delivery to show him the X-rated find.

The delivery driver was stunned to find his partner holding a carrot shaped like two legs with the appendage hanging down between.

The couple usually buy wonky carrots but their local store didn't have any when they ordered and Matthew joked they had sent "winky" ones instead. "We'd had it delivered so I was bringing the shopping in from the front door and Amy was unpacking it," the