‘Crimes of the Future’ is the year’s most shockingly gruesome movie
nypost.comTop Gun: Maverick.” Can’t blame them. Cronenberg’s warped vision of what’s to come makes the technological apocalypse of “Terminator” look like a Build-A-Bear Workshop.
The human body, we learn, has chaotically evolved and begun growing invasive, non-functioning organs. Because of the changing world, a growing portion of the population has taken to eating and metabolizing plastic.
People no longer feel pain or suffer from disease (great!), so a lot of folks’ new kink is cutting each other on street corners as a replacement for sex (barf!).Borrowing a page from the singing strippers of “Gypsy” — “You gotta get a gimmick!” — the main characters, Saul (Viggo Mortensen) and Caprice (Léa Seydoux), have enterprisingly turned the inconvenient growths into performance art.
Caprice will surgically excise a shapely mass from Saul’s person as a live audience snaps photos. They’re hotter than the MCU.We hope that all these offal offenses are meant to satirize our own world’s pretentious artists.
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