Chris Rock mocks Johnny Depp trial during stand-up set: “Believe all women except Amber Heard”

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in his defamation lawsuit against Heard that she had defecated in the bed before going to Coachella festival.According to People, Depp’s security guard told the court that he and Heard “had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss’s bed” and that she had told him it was “a horrible practical joke gone wrong”.During his stand-up show last week, Rock reflected on there being “new rules” when it comes to sleeping with other people. “Even if we start fucking, you want that shit rough, you got to ask for it,” LADbible reported he said during his routine.After making the comment, the comedian stressed that it’s important to “believe all women” but then stated his exception. “Believe all women… except Amber Heard…what the fuck is she on?

She shit in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not shitting fine,” he said.“She shit in his bed. Once you shit in someone’s bed you just guilty of everything.

What the fuck is going on there? And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing pussy. …I’ve been with some crazy bitches but goddamnit,” Rock joked.Allegations about the fecal incident, which had been rumoured in previous years, gained renewed interest recently when it came up during Depp’s defamation trial.Depp is suing Heard, alleging that she defamed him when she described herself as a victim of domestic violence in a 2018 op-ed article for The Washington Post and that she in fact physically and verbally abused him.

Heard has denied the allegations and counter-sued, alleging that Depp beat her more than once while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.The actor claimed to the court that he was “shown a picture of” the former married couple’s bed following the incident.“I had gone to Mr.