It might need three falls or a submission to produce a winner at Chelsea. The Blues welcome Manchester United (4.30pm) in a Prem bout that could get TV punters wrestling the urge to switch over.
The reverse fixture was a 0-0 only really memorable for Harry Maguire demonstrating one of the late great Kendo Nagasaki’s brand of go-to moves on poor Cesar Azpilicueta.
The Tokyo Chokeyo. And in mid air too. No penalty given, mind – it’s old-school grapple-fan rules at Stockley Park. New boss Thomas Tuchel is still establishing his grip on the Players’ Republic of Chelsea.
As a touchline dictator he doesn’t so much ‘kick every ball’ as squeeze it out like a gall stone. His yelps, whinnies, grins and gurns have improved the Blues defence, no
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