Hamilton after putting the "tongue-and-cheek" sign up nearly two weeks ago. Speaking to the Daily Record, the 46-year-old has spoken of a two-year-long saga that led to a planning feud amid anonymous complaints to the council.
Alastair, who is a joiner by trade, built his shed in August 2019 and it soon became home to two pigeons that were given to him by a friend.
Months went by without any issues before an environmental health officer knocked on the dad-of-three's door in October 2020.Alastair said: “It actually started way back in August in 2019 when I built the shed.
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