One of Britney Spears‘ most controversial moments — one of THE big celeb news moments of the 2000s — was her 55-hour marriage.
So of course she talks about it in her memoir! According to Time, who got a copy of The Woman In Me before its release next week, Britney told her side of her 2004 Las Vegas wedding — and it doesn’t quite match up with ex Jason Alexander‘s! Related: Britney Spears Says ‘Excruciating’ Justin Timberlake Abortion Was Performed ‘At Home’! His version of events, recounted on the Toxic: The Britney Spears Story podcast in 2021, sounded like the love of high school sweethearts being thwarted by her cruel team.
In her memory? She was drunk and bored as hell! She writes: Sorry, we’re getting whiplash from that double feature. Mona Lisa Smile followed by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?!
Ah, the days before streaming when you were stuck with whatever was playing on cable, we guess! They really were bored! LOLz!
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