Bob Mortimer fears coronavirus pandemic will cut his life short by two years

rubbed my c-section wound, or, crucially, didn’t unbutton for breastfeeding.These sleep-deprived early days of Mars Bar lunches and 3am buttered-toast seemed to drag on, but a humble walk to the local park café marked a real turning point. Persuaded by my perceptive mother to pick out a comfortable but fashionable outfit, I scanned the large, breastfeeding-unfriendly tranche of my wardrobe and eventually settled on a burnt orange mohair cardigan.

Owen Gleiberman Chief Film CriticI try to go into every movie with open eyes and an open mind, but I confess that this Buddhist goal can be seriously tested by the prospect of sitting through a video-game movie. Sorry, but I’ve been burned too often — by “Super Mario Bros.” (the first one out of the gate, back in 1993), by “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat” and their sequels, by the 637 “Resident Evil” films, by the operatic death-plunge bombast of “Assassins’ Creed,” which looked like it was adapted from the 100 greatest prog-rock album covers.

Drew Barrymore is sharing the story of what happened when she hit on a man in Central Park this weekend, only to learn he was much younger than her.

read the full review here), or Clubsport, is unquestionably the most powerful M model ever. The M5 CS will likely be the last, non-hybrid M5 and therefore a future classic. Many previous M cars are already worth six figure sums and the CS will be among the most sought after - just like the E30 M3 model I’m driving from the late 1980s.BMW’s Motorsport division turned its attention to touring car racing in 1986.

It’s the second date of the day for married couple Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger!

Justin and Hailey Bieber are looking forward to starting a big family together.«Hailey and Justin have been in a great place. They are closer than ever and have a really healthy, balanced, and supportive relationship.

Maralee Nichols, 31, is speaking out about Tristan Thompson and the lack of relationship he’s had with their two-month-old son Angelou. The fitness model is claiming that although the basketball star admitted that he’s the father of the newborn in Jan., he hasn’t even met him yet and hasn’t offered financial support.

Rage Against The Machine have shared their new tour itinerary, with half of their dates now set to take place in early 2023.The band, who first announced their second reunion back in 2019, were set to begin their ‘Public Service Announcement’ tour in March 2020. Ongoing complications surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic, however, has forced the tour to be rescheduled several times over – the most recent of which came in January, where half the tour was postponed from April to July and the other half was postponed indefinitely.Now, the band have confirmed that the North American tour will take place across two legs.

Love is in the air for Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker! The soon-to-be-married couple celebrated Valentine’s Day in the sweetest way possible, as Kourtney documented via her Instagram stories how her beau surprised her with giant Mickey and Minnie Mouse statues amid a slew of red roses and candles. The reality star shared a video of the lavish display on Monday with Bright Eyes’ “First Day of My Life” playing in the background. So sweet!

Ralf Rangnick has no issues with Manchester United striker Edinson Cavani's latest lay-off with a groin injury.

Tristan Thompson's involvement in their newborn son's life.A representative for Nichols tells ET, «Despite news reports stating otherwise, Tristan Thompson has done nothing to support their son. He has not made any attempt to meet their son nor has he provided any financial assistance.» ET has reached out to Thompson's rep for comment.Nichols' statement comes after  reported that Thompson is set to pay $120,000 a month in child support to the mothers of his children, Nichols included.

Tyrese Gibson‘s mother, Priscilla Murray Gibson, has died after a battle with COVID-19 and pneumonia. Tyrese announced the sad news Monday on his Instagram.

Is Nick Cannon pining for lost love this Valentine’s Day? The talk show host dropped a new song on Monday that serves as a love letter of sorts to his ex-wife, Mariah Carey.

Gunna and Chloe Bailey recently started dating and now they have collaborated on a new project!

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! winner is known for gushing over his wife of 50 years as he revealed fans will learn all about their highs and lows of marriage.Harry shared his excitement with his 1.4 million Instagram fans, he penned: "Sandra and I are excited to reveal that we're releasing a book together later this year sharing our love, highs and lows from 50 years of marriage."We have so many stories that we can't wait to share with you all. ‘When Harry Met Sandra', on sale this Autumn."The pair admitted in an interview with OK! magazine that they adore each other and will never go to sleep on a row.Sandra said: "I suppose the secret to our marriage is talking and never going to sleep on a row.

forecasters.The Met Office says two high intensity weather patterns will barrel across the Atlantic over the next few days and land before the weekend.The national forecaster has named the first in the pair Storm Dudley, which will arrive into northern areas on Wednesday night into Thursday morning.The second, Storm Eunice, will then come on Friday with a more wintry flavour, bringing strong winds and potentially some snow to parts of the country. Met Office Chief Meteorologist, Paul Gundersen, said; “An active jet stream is driving low-pressure systems across the country, both of which are likely to cause some disruption and National Severe Weather Warnings have been issued”.

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Trevor Noah has been announced as the headliner for this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.The host will entertain the crowd at the association's annual celebration, scheduled to take place on Saturday, April 30, The White House Correspondents' Association announced on Monday. This marks the first return of the dinner since 2019. The 2020 and 2021 dinners were canceled amid the COVID-19 pandemic.«The White House Correspondents’ Dinner celebrates Americans’ freedoms and the working people who bring the news to the world,» said Steven Portnoy of CBS News Radio, president of the WHCA, in a statement, giving Noah's current comedy tour a shout-out.

Kanye West on Monday shared a screenshots of a text messages sent to him by estranged wife Kim Kardashian, asking he stop putting her current beau Pete Davidson in danger with his numerous public shots at him over social media.The Grammy-winning musical artist, 44, on Monday afternoon shared a shot from the 2001 film Baby Boy in which Ving Rhames put Tyrese Gibson in a chokehold, writing, 'UPON MY WIFE’S REQUEST PLEASE NOBODY DO ANYTHING PHYSICAL TO SKETE IM GOING TO HANDLE THE SITUATION MYSELF.'He posted a series of screenshot of texts from Kardashian, 41, saying he was making things uncomfortable for the SNL star, 28. The latest:Kanye West, 44, on Monday shared a screenshot of a text message sent to him by estranged wife Kim Kardashian, 41, asking he stop putting her current beau Pete Davidson, 28, in danger with his numerous public shots at himIn the texts, Kardashian said, West was 'creating a dangerous and scary environment and someone will hurt Pete and this will be all your fault,' later saying, 'There are dangerous people out there and this is scary and it doesn't have to be.'The Can't Tell Me Nothing rapper replied to his estranged wife via text, 'I will always do everything to protect you and our family forever.

Kanye West was sending out a flurry of Instagram posts over the weekend, many of which were deleted, one of which featured an unfounded internet rumor about Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande and Mac Miller, which Ariana's brother Frankie has denied.West, 44, took to Instagram on Sunday morning before the Super Bowl, sharing an image of a rumor that Pete Davidson sent intimate photos of him with Ariana Grande while they were dating, to her ex Mac Miller, which was never reported by any prominent media outlet and dismissed as pure gossip.While Ariana didn't comment on the rumors, TMZcaught up with her 39-year-old brother Frankie, who thinks Kanye is just, 'stirring the pot.' Denied:Kanye West was sending out a flurry of Instagram posts over the weekend, many of which were deleted, one of which featured an unfounded internet rumor about Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande and Mac Miller, which Ariana's brother Frankie has denied Rumor:West, 44, took to Instagram on Sunday morning before the Super Bowl, sharing an image of a rumor that Pete Davidson sent intimate photos of him with Ariana Grande while they were dating, to her ex Mac Miller, which was never reported by any prominent media outlet and dismissed as pure gossip Stirring:While Ariana didn't comment on the rumors, TMZ caught up with her 39-year-old brother Frankie, who thinks Kanye is just, 'stirring the pot''Listen, I've never heard of that in my life, but listen, Kanye loves to stir the pot,' the dancer and actor said, while walking with his fiance, actor Hale Leon.'So nothing that he says ever surprises me at all. But I wish nothing but the best to him and to his family and to Pete and to everyone involved, especially on today, which is Valentine's Day,' Frankie added.

Snoop Dogg on Monday thanked Dr. Dre and the NFL for letting him honor his late mother Beverly Tate in his performance during the Super Bowl halftime show Sunday.'Thank. U @nfl and.