Wow, this was a split we did not see coming! Bill Gates and Melinda Gates (née French) have announced that after 27 years of marriage, they’re getting divorced!
The (now former) couple shared the news on Twitter on Monday afternoon in twin announcement posts, where they wrote: Damn.
After that many years together? And three kids?? What could have happened?? Is this because of that time he secretly started a global pandemic in order to profit in ways only conspiracy theorists seem to understand? (OMG WE ARE KIDDING!
PLEASE IGNORE ALL OF THAT NONSENSE YOU SEE OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS!) Look, maybe it was some dark, awful thing that will come out in the next few weeks, but it’s equally plausible nothing at all happened.
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